It’s been said that the best revenge is to let go, move on, ignore your enemies, and live a happy life.
However, sometimes you feel like you have to give people a taste of their own medicine.
revenge sounds pretty cruel, so I prefer the term “return the favor”.
To help you “return the favor”, I found some weird and wonderful things to mail your enemies.
some companies anonymously send strange things to their most hated rivals, like the much talked about “glow bombs”.
here are some things to mail enemies to you, but be prepared, they get pretty weird.
You might also want to try some of these witty comebacks and comebacks when dealing with bullies, jerks, and other guys who enjoy being cruel.
free stuff to mail your enemies
nothing
The best revenge is sometimes a great prank.
send them a beautifully wrapped empty box.
Imagine their look of confusion and disappointment when they receive their ‘gift’ and then find nothing inside the box.
old shoe
the older and stinkier the better. get the most worn pair and send it to them.
you can put a negative note on the shoes for added annoyance. something like: “the smell of this shoe reminds me of you!”
a big angry potato
Take the biggest potato in your pantry and draw an angry face on it.
or write a custom message on the potato, like “haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna kick” and send it to your enemy.
they are guaranteed to be super confused.
a negative note
The easiest way to send a message to your enemy is by writing a negative note.
write your feelings towards them and send them the note.
a sandbox
Based on the popular “glitter bomb” joke, sending sand might be even better, as it’s just as irritating but without the glitter.
try to make the box a bit difficult to open so they have to pull hard, causing sand to spill everywhere.
revenge gifts to mail your enemies
vomit bags
Sending puke bags is a simple gag gift that should send a very clear message to your nemesis.
grow a girlfriend
now that your ex is single, send him this gift to show him that he won’t have another girlfriend any time soon.
fake lottery tickets & scratch cards
This is a great revenge prank. these fake lottery tickets and scratch cards will make them think they won.
You can just sit back and imagine their disappointment when they realize it’s not real.
I wouldn’t gift this to my friends and family as the disappointment can be quite severe, making this a perfect revenge gag gift.
funny fake book
This “huge boobs and big boobs” fake book is a great revenge gift for an ex-boyfriend, especially a cheating one.
If only you could see his look of disappointment when he realizes it’s empty.
perhaps I can use it to write you an apology letter, an illusion?
creepy things to mail your enemies
spell cards
magic cards or tarot cards have specific meanings and meanings. choose a card that has the message you would like to send to your enemy.
fake cockroaches
Send them a box of fake cockroaches. Apparently, you can ship real roaches through amazon, but I feel sorry for the roaches.
Sending a package full of fakes feels creepy enough for them to get the message.
a black rose
send your enemy a black rose to signify the death of your relationship.
you can get a silk black rose or even send some dried dead roses. both will send the same message.
jokes gifts to mail your enemies
joke birthday card
This birthday card keeps making noise. your enemy will have to open the card to get to the battery.
However, when you open it up, it fills up with a charged glitter bomb that will spill everywhere, which is doubly annoying.
shock pen
The only downside to sending this prank gift to your enemy is that you won’t see how surprised they are.
It’s innocent enough and won’t hurt them, but you can get them back with this zapping pen.
moon ring
This may look like a ring box, but this farting butt farts in your face when you open it.
maybe the moon ring is a great revenge prank gift for a cheating girlfriend?
smelly prank candle
you can get some smelly candles that look beautiful but smell terrible.
they smell good at first, like vanilla or apple pie, and after 6 hours of burning, they start to smell like farts.
plantable piece of fake poop
Although there are some services that will send your enemies cow poop, wet horse poop, and other animal poop (although I doubt it’s human poop), that’s too gross in my books.
An alternative to this is to send them fake poop, which is actually a gag gift that can be planted.
completely closed joke pistachios
If your nemesis loves nuts, then this gag gift is annoyingly brilliant.
At first, they’ll love their surprise gift, but soon they’ll grab a hammer because they won’t be able to open them.
anonymous things to mail your enemies
If you don’t want your mortal enemy to know that you’re the one sending him cow poop, shitty coffee, or gummy dicks, it’s best to use a service that sends anonymous gifts.
stinky poop in a box
ruindays.com has some very naughty items that you can send anonymously to your worst enemies.
there’s ‘stinky poop in a box’, ‘don’t be a c***’ and some prank items you can send to your enemies.
Previous senders have liked sending this to annoying neighbors, but I think any enemy is worthy of a box of poo.
It’s 100% anonymous and you can track your order to see when it was received. And don’t worry, it’s not real, even if the smell makes you think it is.
glow bombs
for glitter bombs of different shapes (penis or jizz glitter 😱), you can go to shipyourenemiesglitter.com and choose an appropriate revenge gift. they will ship your package anonymously.
the middle finger
You’ve probably pictured yourself giving your enemy the middle finger (ok, let’s be honest, you’ve done it several times behind their back).
This is a brilliantly simple thing to mail to your enemies, and it’s affordable, too.
go to send the best jokes in the mail to send them this card with a picture of the middle finger.
weird things to mail your enemies
mayonnaise in sachet
This one is really weird, and I think it’s a pretty expensive prank to play on your enemy, since each pack costs $45!
However, if this is your thing, go to mayobymail.com and send it.
each delivery is sent with a note that reads: “my hate for mayonnaise is only matched by my hate for you.” Fortunately, orders are sent anonymously, so you won’t know who sent them to you.
crabs
perhaps this is going too far and I wouldn’t recommend it. but if you’re looking for weird and creepy things to mail your enemies, then you can’t find anything nastier than crabs.
trypophobia
Apparently trypophobia (the fear of holes) is something that scares some people.
I’m not so sure if it will leave you shaking in fear, but it’s pretty weird and creepy anyway.
print some pictures of these patterns or holes and mail them, it might scare them off.
eggplant
another perfect gift and rare thing to mail your enemies is an eggplant.
the eggplant emoji 🍆 has become synonymous with male genitalia, so I guess they’ll know you’re calling them d***.
Write your personal message and mail it to your deadly enemy.
Final thoughts on mailing things to your enemies
Sending creepy or weird things to your enemies via mail is best done anonymously, so your identity isn’t revealed.
While most items you can mail are not illegal, your enemy could sue you for harassment, so it’s better and safer to use channels that can’t be traced back to you.
remember this should be a one time thing and you shouldn’t keep sending things to people in the mail.
Think of it as a joke rather than something to really annoy, scare, or scare someone.
don’t be mean and don’t be a bully. use these ideas of things to send to your enemies as a way to “return the favor” and move on.
At the end of the day, the best revenge is to move on and be happy.
